AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- I'm done. - I love alcohol.
- How was it? - You said it yourself.
- Me and Imemaru are people who enjoy drinking alcohol. - That's right.
- But if you're too drunk, you can't make up for it. - You can't make up for it.
- You can't do anything about it. - Pass!
- Here it comes! - This pass is heavy!
- I'm going to say it. - Just say it.
- Stamina! - Stamina!
- There are things you can't do when you're drunk, but you want to know when you can't do anything about it. - You can't make up for it.
- When I was editing videos, I couldn't do anything about it. - You can't do anything about it.
- You're already past that. - You can't do anything about it.
- Here it comes.
- You can't do anything about it. - Pass!
- It's heavy! - That was close.
- I only said "he" and "he". - You can't do anything about it.
- If you let me talk about drinking, you can't do anything about it. - You can't do anything about it.
- If we fail, it's easy to know that we've barely passed it. - We've barely passed it.
- Shall we say it? - Yes.
- You can definitely do it, so I've taken out my wallet and there's only 8,000 yen in it, but it's okay to put 1,000 yen bills like this and put it on the van like this, right?
- Wow. - You put it like this, right? - Yes. - If you hold it low like this, you can put 10 yen bills in one sheet like this. - Wow. - It's amazing. - It looks really easy. - Why is it like this? It's amazing. - But it's easy.
- Oh! - Oh! - Emimar may be an alcoholic. - Yes, Emimar. - He's drunk so much that his brain is doubting himself. - Oh! - Oh! - Wow! - Impressive!
- It's true, right? - It's true.
- But you can't do it anymore. - Eh?
- When you drink alcohol. - When you drink alcohol you drink 10 yen.
- You shouldn't overthink it. - You're a little drunk.
- Please come to the Patrew Challenge. - Yes! - Yes!
- Well, I'll make it easy for you. - Yes.
- It's common, and everyone makes a mistake. - Oh! - Oh!
- So I'm thinking of making it a typing. - Oh!
- I'll decide whether or not I can do this in one minute.
- Hello, my name is Nunesso.
- Ah, I want to eat a jalapeno.
- Anyway, congratulations on your marriage. - Oh!
- This is in one minute.
- Even if there are three different parts, let's say it's fine.
- You're surprisingly kind.
- It seems like there will be four differences.
- While you're fixing it, I think it's best to make it one minute and one second.
- Ready, start!
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okay, uh, time. - Yes.
- It's 55 seconds. - Oh! - That's a lot of time!
- But I want to reduce the number of letters. - You're cutting it off.
- No, I've already done it. - This is bad.
- Ready, start!
- Why is it the same?!
- Ah, what is this password?!
- It's not the one you're using, it's completely different!
- Yes. - Yes. - Yes!
- Time is... one minute and thirty-six seconds. - You're bad!
- You're too overreacting!
- You always mess up! - No, no, no, it's not like that!
- I'm serious.
- Let me do it in two minutes!
- Okay, sure.
- I'll do it in two minutes.
- Yeah. - If you can only get these many sentences in two minutes, you'll definitely be able to do the job.
- Can I go next? - I think "you" and "bug" should be abbreviated.
- Yeah, yeah. - And "ninmalikinniku" should be like this.
This is our song. "Muhyojou Sekai ni Hitotsu Dake no Hana" chorus.
- Oh! - If you get the lyrics wrong or stuff like that, it's no good.
- That's a lie! - Can I get a sample of your song?
Sekai ni hitotsu dake no hana
Hitotsu to shite onaji hana wa nai
- The lyrics are wrong. - It's totally different.
- You can't do it. - You can't do it.
- You can't do it with a white brush.
- You can sing "sekai ni hitotsu dake no hana", right? - I can't sing it!
- I'll do it perfectly and make it look good. - I think you'll be bored if you get drunk.
- "hibi torichi ga daze otsukuto, hana o sakase koto dake ni" - "hibi torichi ga daze otsukuto, hana o sakase koto dake ni"
- "issho o kene ni nareba ii" - "issho o kene ni nareba ii"
- Yes! - You're good at it. - You're good at it.
- If you fail this, you'll probably say "oh". - I'll go last. - Yes!
- If you get drunk simply, you can't move your body. - Yes.
- You'll say "ah", and you'll fall down. - Yes.
- You'll stand on lotion for one minute. - Oh!
- You don't have to do anything. Just stand like this. - Yes.
- That's all. - You two don't do anything, just stand like this.
- You don't have to say anything. - Yes, I did.
- I used one step. - Please put your feet firmly on it. - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes! - Please put your feet on it. - Let's do it.
- Oh!
- You're riding it, aren't you? - Yeah, I'm moving my face.
- Check, check, check... - Check, check, check...
- Time's up! - Oh!
- It's over. - What is it?
- It's a bit... - This one doesn't look too easy, but it's pretty hard.
- Once you've given us something that looks like it's going to fail...
- We'll rank it for you. - I got it!
- The easiest one...
- It was the easiest one. - Yeah.
- Isn't it second? - But...
- Huh? - It's second.
- If it's a failure, failure, failure, failure...
- I'll rank it for you. - Yeah.
- Please bring us some alcohol. - Wow!
- But for now...
- Our request is...
- We know you're pretty drunk.
- Yeah. - When it's easy for you to succeed...
- We think you're not that drunk.
- Do you understand? - I do.
- It feels like it's going to end at this hour.
- I don't like it.
- Anyway...
- I love it. It's a fun game.
- Well, it's only for two hours.
- Yeah.
- While we're drinking...
- We'll do YouTube.
- Yeah.
- Let's drink. - Yeah.
- Let's have fun. - Let's do it.
- Should we turn on the camera?
[Two hours later...]
- Two hours have passed!
- This is bad. - I can hear you.
- Will we be able to come back?
- Shimizu is in final form...
- He's in "mange" mode.
- I can't stand it anymore! - You're a winner!
- "mange" mode is getting crazy!
- It's so good! - Shimizu and Ikumura are back!
- Is it finally starting? - By the way, are you two drunk?
- Let's do it! - Let's do it! - What?
- You're gonna get mad! - You guys can get mad and get drunk!
- We are the champions! - I'll go first.
- Let me do the diving!
- It's "gyro"! - "Minegishi"!
- Let's stand up and dig! - Let me do it!
- You're not "minegishi" because you're standing up!
- Let's take it easy! Can you do it? - I can do it!
- You have two minutes! Ready...
- Start! - Let's do it!
- You can do it! - You're good at it!
- Isn't it faster than before? - Can you go into "focus" mode?
- Your face is too low.
- I'm confused.
- You're pretty good at it. - It's crazy.
- This time... - Let's do it!
- Yes!
- Wait a minute! - It's not "let's do it"!
- Look at this!
- Why?! - I did it!
- Why?! - Do it!
- Failure! - Big failure!
- You have two minutes and 51 seconds. - What?
- What does it say? - Read it.
- Huh?
- "Good luck with your dad's marriage."
- That's what it says. - You should explain it.
- Next up is "dreaming". - You can dream, right?
- Start! - You're more calm now.
- I'm surprised you can do this kind of work. - Focus.
- Why?! I'm too nervous!
- Hello! - I'm in trouble!
- You... - Don't show your ass.
- Did you show your ass? - No, I didn't.
- I did it! - What's the time?
- 1 minute and 22 seconds! - You did it!
- If you're watching, you did it. Read it. - Hello! I want to have sex.
- What?! - Who are you?!
Don't show your ass!
It's not like you're apologizing or anything.
Don't make me pay for your tea!
I was going to write "magic man" and now I'm going to write it for real!
You guys are so gross!
You two, get in here and get ready.
Okay!
Why are we getting in here?
Ready, set, go!
You said it!
"Just add it up" challenge!
Ready, set, go!
It's not over yet!
Let's go back one more time!
One more chance!
Let's be serious!
I know you guys did it on purpose!
It's a real challenge!
Okay, Tetsuya-san.
You two, if you have it, don't fight anymore.
Don't make me pay for your tea!
Entertainment is enough!
Skateboarding!
World Championships!
Let's go!
Ready, set, go!
You guys are so gross!
I'm gonna kill you!
I don't know about this!
Both of you said "cocket"
If you passed 1 minute, you win!
Who was counting?
I was counting.
Yumemaru-san wasn't passing.
Shimizu-san passed in 1 minute and died.
1 minute 0075
Yeah!
Hurry up!
So,
Tetsuya-san will eat alone this time.
So, Tetsuya-san will lose.
It's close to borderline.
It's close, isn't it?
Next is mine!
I think you're both testers.
I'll sing while looking at the lyrics.
Don't eat it.
Yumemaru-san will sing while looking at the lyrics.
I'll sing while looking at the lyrics?
Why do I feel like I'm going to pass?
Shut up!
Are you ready, Yumemaru-san?
Please!
There is only one flower in the world.
Each one has its own seeds.
Just letting that flower bloom
All you have to do in life
You're out!
Wait!
Why do I have to be out?
You had to endure it.
It's because of the environment.
Please!
1, 2, 3, 4!
There is only one flower in the world.
Each one has its own seeds.
Just letting that flower bloom
All you have to do in life
It's ugly, isn't it? This flower
There's a lot of holes in it
You were laughing
Out!
Both of you, out!
Where?
Where is Shun?
Where is Chiyomi?
There's a possibility that Shibai will win
I'm going to say "ping" now
Both of you, it's easy
If it's easy, Shibai will win
I see
Are you ready?
Takeshi!
Wait a minute
It's cool, so shut up!
You're right
The word "cool" is not used
This is
In a sense, it's the most interesting
I want to say it's the easiest
That's right!
Which one do you think you can do first?
I'll say it!
Which one do you think you can do first? It's easy, isn't it?
I did it
Then I'll drink it
You have to drink it
You have to drink it and move it from the desk and you win
You kept quiet all the time!
I did it
If you drop it, you lose
I'm sorry
I'm sorry, but I think you can do it
If you drop it like this, the 3 cm above the moment you drop it will be a treat
I got it!
You shouldn't say it!
I got it!
You shouldn't say it!
You should say it!
I want you to succeed, if you say it like that
Which one?
- Bring me the maracas! - Bring me the maracas!
Do it! You're really a man, aren't you?!
- Next week, I have to play jacket soccer! - Yeah!
- Do it! - Got it!
You won't die like that!
- The opposite is you! - Do it properly!
- I'll do it one more time! - Do it, you bastard!
- Isn't that ramen, Sunny? - It's not ramen.
Wait a minute!
I'll do it one more time!
- Do it! - Why are you angry?
You're really a man, aren't you?!
Wait a minute! If you hold this up, I'll do a pose!
I'll do it seriously!
- Where do you want me to go? - Stretch it out and go up.
- Can I start now? - Sure, whenever you like.
- I'll do it seriously! - It's easy!
Do it seriously!
Stretch it out.
We did it!
Let's hear the truth.
I think it was a success.
Well, usually it's a success.
Why? Why? Why?
Why?
Why? Why? Why?
What's so funny?
We did it!
What's so funny?
Why do you have so many eyebrows?
All right!
Well, anyway, I think it was half a success.
Half a success.
Yeah.
But I think it was a success.
Shall we see the result?
Well, let's see the result.
Shall we see the result?
The result?
What is it? What is it?
The winner of this video is probably Ryo.
The winner is...
The score is low, but it seems like you're definitely getting points.
It was completely useless.
Out of all of today's videos, I think Ryo did the best.
I did like this.
This is not in the score.
Hey, look at the camera!
It's like a Gunpla parts.
It's not in here.
Can you do this?
Well, it's okay because it affects your eyebrows.
What should we do about it?
Why don't you have eyebrows?
I forgot about it.
I won't cry either.
I won't cry with you forever.